How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

hi corey

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

your mother hates you

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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