- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Twenty-Four

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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