why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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