Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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You have cancer

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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4-4-2

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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