- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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