- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Badgers are cool

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A black man in a country bar.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A blind man walks into a pole.

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