Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Women's rights

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Hello

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K.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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a potato flew around my room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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