- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Straight men can be bronies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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