A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

knock, knock. come in.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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