what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Zach Barlow

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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