- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Straight men can be bronies.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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