Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Knock knock. Come in.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did he die? He was sick.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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