- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.