Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Good boy

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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