- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Society.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Matt Damon

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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