Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Halo < COD

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Penis.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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