What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Justin Beiber

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Proof reading

24

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...