Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Wade

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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