- Anti Joke

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.