- Anti Joke

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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