- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Obamacare haters

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

ROSS G IS OBESE

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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