- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

This is not a joke.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

whats brown? poop.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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