why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Toaster

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this is gay

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Anti Joke

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