Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Joe Biden

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Girls Basketball.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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