Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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