There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Michael Brown

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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liam buchan is gay !

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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