Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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How are you? Yes

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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poop

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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