What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Wade's the father

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Cancer.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

.....Carrot Top....

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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