- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why did the black guy die? cancer

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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