Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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