A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Black People.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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WNBA

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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