- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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