Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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The Holocaust

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Japan called... They need help.

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Cleveland winning something

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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