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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

women outside of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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