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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Girls Basketball.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Hippopatomous!

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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