- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Mitt Romney.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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