What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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