- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Watch your lips.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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