What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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