There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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your father died

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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