Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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No. Yes.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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