THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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involved parents.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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