- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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