Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

twilight

Obama

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Gadaffi

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

My phone rang. So I answered it.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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