What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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My life :(

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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