Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Unnnnnnnn

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Iggy Azalea

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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