- Anti Joke

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.