A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

this is a joke

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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