In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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