What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

2 women were sitting quietly

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Republicans

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

MICHAEL

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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